Once upon a time in a wonderland far, far away a mysterious storm shook the very foundation of the thread of this and that, and the universe.

The storm brought the cloud of wisdom so man and woman and walrus and plankton and tiger and blow fish and monkey and dolphins and whales and everyone could become wiser.

We weren't there.

The cloud of wisdom later returned to give braincells to all the ones forgot the first time.

We weren't there, too.

So, the cloud of wisdom came at last to north Malaysia. And he had speaken to a local:

A CONVERSATION WITH A LOCAL IN MALAYSIA

(old man) ...

(cloud) See, old man, its this simple. I'm chasing these idiots all over the planet, but I can't find them. And you know, I HAVE to find them, because if they don't get their braincells, they might, and possibly will cause havoc all over this universe. So, I go to America to find me sum idiots. I find a lot, but all of them have their braincells, they are only not using them. Then I go to Europe. Almost the same, only they have older braincells. then I go to Asia, Africa, Australia... But I can't find shit! So an old shaman tells me - "go to malaysia, and you'll find the answer", so I'm here, and you are probably the answer, so answer me, understand?!

(old man) ...

(cloud) Look, don't make me do this again...

(old man) ...

(cloud) Talk to me!

(old man) ...

(cloud) Say something, or I'm leavin', and these idiots remain idiots!

(old man) ...

(cloud) ok, that's it. F*U*C*K Y*O*U !

(old man) ...

(cloud) B Y E ! (flyes away with much anger)

(old man) (looks into the cloud for a moment) Oh, a cloud has just spoken to me. But I didn't understand anything. Damn. I wonder what's on the scene today. Maybe the bULLSHIT aRTISTS released sumtin'...

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We are and we will be, and you can't help it.

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Alexey Ivanovitch Dygitronsky - art, ee-d-ae-y-a, decibels

Lucky Sergeyevitch Paranoidsky - factor, art, ee-d-ae-y-a

Igor Karashev Dimitrovsky - decibels, factor, intelligence (borrowed from the w0rld)